Don't eat the lip gloss!

"You can't have a cookie if you eat the lip gloss!"

What?!?!

Did I just say this to Evie? Yes, I did. And I actually stopped to think twice about what just came out of my mouth. Victoria's Secrets' Signature Vanilla Berry lip gloss is hidden in the medicine cabinet and she spotted it. I probably shouldn't let her, I know. She quickly discovered it's very berry taste and prefers to lick it off her lips and reapply. So, when she was requesting a cookie, I yelled out, "you can't have a cookie and the lip gloss!" Ridiculous moments in parenting!